Some Guy Needs Human Female Inaugural Date


Well, this one justsmacks of implausibility -- what "tall and handsome 6'3" and work out daily" kind of guy do you know who would have to go on Craigslist looking for a party date? -- but whatever, we'll bite. He does not care if you are an 89-year-old skeletal space monster, as long as you look vaguely humanoid and want to go to an inaugural ball with this guy. He will buy you a dress, too! Oh but here is the HOOK: He's got tickets to the Texas State Society's Black Tie & Boots Inaugural Ball, which of course nobody wants to go to. Texas is dead to the rest of the nation. [DC Craigslist]


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