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Some Kennedy Publicly Seeks Hillary's Senate Seat

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The only living Kennedy in the world, Caroline, has put the rumors to rest and is now officially targeting Hillary Clinton's Senate seat, which will be vacant after Hillary bribes the Senate withKazakhstani pipeline profits for her Secretary of State confirmation. Kennedy is calling everyone in the Democratic party and asking them to give her this seat, which is a fuckin' valuable thing. We have very little to say about this person asking to be a Senator except NO, no, no, no Senate seat for you, what the hell, no, go back to wherever, no, and lastly, what is the word... no. Well, maybe, who cares. [NYT]

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