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Apparently there is a marginally employed woman on Facebook who lives in Alaska and grows children and hasopinions about things, lots of them, about political things. Oh look, she found something about politics in her "Saved Documents" folder from last year, she'll throw that up on the Internet, some sort of rant about the security situation in Iran and ducks. Yes, fine, we are referring to Sarah Palin, but you already knew that because there are no other people living in Alaska besides Sarah Palin and the ghost of Joe Miller's campaign. Haha, just kidding, probably there are! But Sarah Palin has done such a good job of co-opting the state's name that we can just write "any random yahoo in Alaska," and you know we mean Sarah Palin. A good homework assignment for Alaska would be to fix their branding problem. Anyway, Sarah Palin/Alaska ordered her Tea Party minions in Congress via her Facebook command post to read her long stupid 2010 rant first and then NEVER BACK DOWN if they'd like to be re-elected ever again. That is her threat, "everyone loves contested primaries" so now read Sarah Palin's rant.


Here are Sarah Palin's obtuse marching orders:

Out here in proverbial politico flyover country, we little folk are watching the debt ceiling debate with great interest and concern. Today I re-read the open letter I wrote to Republican Freshman Members of Congress in November 2010, just days after they were ushered into office in an historic landslide victory due in large part to the activism of commonsense patriots who are considered part of the Tea Party movement. I respectfully ask these GOP Freshman to re-read this letter and remember us “little people” who believed in them, donated to their campaigns, spent hours tirelessly volunteering for them, and trusted them with our votes. This new wave of public servants may recall that they were sent to D.C. for such a time as this.

The original letter is pasted below, with added emphasis to certain passages that I feel are especially relevant to the current discussion.

All my best to you, GOP Freshmen, from up here in the Last Frontier.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin

P.S. Everyone I talk to still believes in contested primaries.

And then she goes on with the copy-paste of her November, 2010 rant that is useless and illiterate. Meanwhile, for those who do not read it, they will be elected to anything ever again JUST LIKE SARAH PALIN, who is either a cautionary tale or the person running the show depending on what "everyone [she] talks to" is saying, where "everyone" is just Todd, Sean Hannity and her mirror. [Facebook]

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