Someone Else Has a Crush, Too

It is pretty hard to look sexy while eating ice creamThis was the promo running on the New York Times' page this morning. I see one of two possibilities: either Obama is truly that magnificent a specimen of manhood that he simply cannot be caught looking unattractive (a possibility I do not discount); or someone in the department responsible for this promo shares my (completely cliché) crush on Obama. Aw, honey, it's okay, we all do.


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