Someone Hire This Conservative Media Specialist Welfare Queen!
Multiple people have sent us photos of this local hobo today, so sure, we'll bite. Operative "John B." writes: "I talked to this young conservative at the corner of 14th and k. I can't help him but maybe he could help Miss California. He is a media specialist according to his resume." (In POLITICS.) And he's pretty good at it, right? This little stunt has landed him an entire post on an Internet blog! So call him up and hire him okay?