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Someone Please Assure Us That This 'Steampunk Palin' Comic Is An Elaborate Prank

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Everyone should drop what they're doing right now and give a million Pulitzers to the Comics Alliance for blowing the lid off of an upcoming "Steampunk Palin" comic book/graphic novel/spank mag. It is (obviously) about a near-future crisis where "Big Oil/Nuke" seizes control of energy production and so everyone has to switch to steam power (STEAM IS USUALLY GENERATED BY BOILING WATER WITH HEAT DERIVED FROM FOSSIL FUELS OR NUCLEAR POWER FYI), and then Sarah Palin is terribly injured by a bomb and wakes up months later having been turned into a steampunk cyborg superhero. With very large breasts? We're not sure how that fits into this. (Haha, we are 100% sure how it fits into this: it helps you masturbate to the drawings more vigorously.) Anyway, if you would like to see more amazing/traumatizing images from this nightmare, which we're pretty sure you do, go ahead and click the "READ MORE" link.

Oh, did we mention that Barack Obama was also injured in the same bomb attack? And they also turn him into a cyborg? And people call him "Robama"? Well, that all happens. And then he and Sarah Palin team up to fight the real enemy, the leader of Big Oil/Nuke, "Professor Greenhouse," who is Al Gore. Al Gore! Because he likes ... oil? Sure, he likes oil.

Anyway, you'll be happy to know that, according to the table of contents, there are only 16 pages of this insane plot, and then they just go into the "Sarah Palin pin-ups." "Pin-ups"! Certainly sounds erotic! Wonder what those look like?

Good luck ever feeling arousal ever again, everybody! [Comics Alliance, via MacRaith on Wonkville]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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