Somewhere, Woody Harrelson Grins Like an Idiot
In a move that promises to make Humboldt County pot farmers groan with jealousy and dream of mondo government subsidies (ch-ching!), a US Federal Court will decide tomorrow whether farmers can grow hemp in Bismark, North Dakota (clearly a landmark decision!). "Hemp, a strait-laced cousin of marijuana, is an ingredient in products from fabric and food to carpet backing and car door panels," assures The Washington Post. It also makes up 99 percent of Woody Harrelson's clothes, which is, you know, totally sweet.