To The Victor Go The Spoils: We Won The War On Christmas, So Now We Get Sonia Sotomayor To Ball Hard In The New Year
If you ever wondered "when will one event combine my love of freezing outdoor events, music's fading stars and newer hotties, and the Justices of the Supreme Court?" today is your luckiest day, because Sonia Sotomayor will lead the 60-second countdown and push the big button to lower the big ball during Rockin' New Year's Eve.
Will wingnuts revolt because it is a liebrul judge? Will FoxNews give equal time to Antonin Scalia, letting him stomp tiny disco balls in rage?