Sorry About Your Ovaries, America
Hey ladies. Were your ovaries a little too unexploded? Do you hate walking around with your parts all intact? Well, here is Barack Obama putting a baby in you, with voodoo, even though you don't have ovaries anymore because of how he just broke them.
Now you have your own black, Asian (?) Obama baby, if you steal it. And him.
Also, here's this one, for bonus fappage. Ladies, start your babymakers.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.