SORRY I HAVE BEEN YELLING AT YOU, MILLENNIALS, YOU'RE COOL I GUESS
I have been yelling at Millennials for a very long time now, mostly about how they are like"waaah I do not want to wear pants to this job," and "waaah, I'm Brody and I am a little jerkbaby!" and "waaaah I am voting for Gary Johnson because Hillary Clinton reminds me of my mom, and moms are TEH WORST!"
But I would like to take a moment to say directly to the Millennial Generation: I was wrong. You're cool.
MY BAD, MILLENNIALS! Like Michelle Shocked said in the obviously very hip, now and with-it hit song "Anchorage," "What's it like to be a skateboard punk rocker?" and also "aw, keep on rocking, girl. Keep on rockin'."
Here, have a song from the olden days, a solid twelve years before I voted for Nader (the second time), just for you! (It is a cover, because certain arteests are copyright jerks; here's a link to the original.)
Peep it, it is very fleek, bae?
I have not yet got to my point, which was hammered into me by some young on twitter:
Oh. Well. Er. Huh!
And now The Hill has other numbers, and they are good numbers, of Millennials being smart and not dumb!
Sixty-two percent of the millennials polled said there is “a real difference” between Clinton and Trump, versus 38 percent who do not see a difference.
Back in the olden days, your mom (me) said there was no difference between Gush and Bore! Your mom (me!) was A IDIOT!!!
And instead of that bad old poll from a month ago showing Granny Hillz getting 31 percent of youngs to Gary Johnson's 29 -- while Bamz, in The Day, got 60 -- Millennials seem to have watched the debate beatdown she administered to Ol' Pussburglar Trump and decided they liked the jib of her cut!
Clinton leads Trump 54 percent to 29 percent in the Democracy Corps/Women’s Voices Women Vote Action Fund survey out Friday.
In conclusion, I am sorry I have made fun of you for many, many, many years now, and I might stop it, for now.
Until next time.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.