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Sorry, Ohio Dems, But Pile Of Manure Dumped At Your Headquarters Is Sort Of Completely Hilarious

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What is WRONG with your Wonkette? Why do we think it's sort of hilarious that a Dem office in Warren County, Ohio, was manure-bombed with atruckload of horseshit? We guess it just seems sort of whimsical and "straight-talkin'" both at the same time? It's certainly preferable to window-breakings and gunshots and firebombings and murder! We guess it's because we love any sort of vandalism that just results in work for people instead of actual damage. (To this day we give it up to the neighbor who secretly affixed a coda to our John Kerry bumper sticker; in very neat, right-justified block lettering, it read "LOVE A GAY, ARE A GAY." And they'd carefully affixed it with tape that would come off without scraping our paint!)


Probably the reason we find it hilarious is that we are a nine-year-old boy.

[CBS]

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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