SOTU Preview: Always Keep a Diamond In Your Mind

"The speech will be like a medicine cabinet full of bennies."

The bad news: The State of the Union will last more than 40 minutes. And according to the Wall Street Journal, the three words you'll never want to hear again by the end of it will be "energy, immigration and Iran." The good news: the entire administration has been tripping balls while working on it.

Q Have you seen it?
MR. SNOW: Yes.
Q Is it any good?
MR. SNOW: Yes, of course it's good. (Laughter.)
Q Does it have anything new in it?
MR. SNOW: Yes, it does.
Q What's the best part?
Q Really? I mean --
MR. SNOW: You know, it's difficult to say. It's like looking in a drawer full of diamonds.

Unfortunately, they're blood diamonds.


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