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Earlier this week we got to see an internal memo from October written by the head of Trump's National Space Council asking the Department of Defense for "analysis and recommendations" on how the Space Force should be set up. Apparently the logistics of cutting and pasting assets from all five branches of the military has proved way more complicated than the administration thought, and they're worried it might be just another failure on Trump's expanding list of boondoggles. But the rational warhawks in the Pentagon (DEEP STATE!!1!) don't seem to be on board with Trump's intergalactic MAGA agenda, and they keep fighting back with rules, and bureaucracy, and bullshit.

After the administration admitted it needed an adult, the DOD reportedly gave the White House a list of options to consider that range from "Lost In Space" to "Starship Troopers," per Defense One ...


  1. An Air Force-owned space corps that includes only Air Force assets.
  2. An Air Force-owned space corps that also takes space-related troops and assets from the Army and Navy.
  3. An independent service that takes from the Air Force, Army, and Navy.
  4. An independent service that takes from the three services plus parts of the intelligence community.

The Trump administration seems to be going with with option four. Politico reports a draft directive from Nov. 19 by the White House will order the formation of "Department of the Space Force" that would be in charge of all things out of this world. Aside from creating space rangers and ray guns, the Space Force would be in charge of keeping America safe from Russia, China, the Klingon Empire, and Gort. According to the draft, the Space Force will take resources from all branches of the military, including the National Guard and Reserves, and the national intelligence and cybersecurity communities. It won't, however, use any of the hippy nerds at NOAA, NASA, or the National Reconnaissance Office. In the tradition of our genocidal forefathers, the Space Force is all about manifesting destiny across the cosmos, not exploring it.

There's been a lot of #Resistance in the military since Mike Pence revived the long dead National Space Council and began pushing to militarize space. It's an open-secret that the Pentagon is using malicious compliance to kill the Space Force, regardless of whether or not the threats are science fiction. Initial proposals by the Air Force were said to be grossly inflated at $12 billion, but the Trump administration is famously bad at basic math. They can't argue with guesstimates that, as one former military space official said, charge for "every single cat and dog" in order to make the idea less palatable.

There's been bipartisan support in Congress against Trump's "separate but equal" pet project for months. Republicans lost their biggest booster for militarizing space with the loss of Rep. John Culberson in the midterms, and House Democrats are already saying the program will never get off the ground. With Democrats controlling the power of the purse, it's a safe bet that we won't be putting any "boots on Mars" anytime soon.

[Politico / Defense One]

We're not saying it was aliens, but MONEY US.

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CLEAR YOUR CALENDARS FOR FEBRUARY 7! And then fill them back up with whatever the fuck you want, because Michael Cohen has announced through his lawyers that he is too scared to testify before an open session of Congress that day, citing threats to his family from Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani.

Wonkette has no reason to believe Cohen isn't being serious here, and NBC News reports Cohen's wife and father-in-law are particularly concerned about their safety if the man who used to call his boss MIS-TURRRR TWUMP goes to Congress and tells the truth this time. Still, we must pause to note that this is the same guy who said this to NPR reporter Tim Mak, back when Mak was at The Daily Beast:

"I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we're in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don't have," Cohen told Mak [...] "And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know."

"So I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?"

It's not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot, IS IT, MICHAEL?

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Did Nancy Pelosi do something to give Donald Trump the mistaken impression he has leverage here? We don't remember her doing anything like that!

Trump sent Pelosi a letter this morning to say that, despite how she told him to stay the fuck out of her House because of his government shutdown, he would still be coming to the House on January 29 to deliver his State of the Union address. And for some weird-ass reason, Trump and his advisers in the White House actually thought she would back down. It's both hilarious and alarming that Trump and his people are that stupid, isn't it?

Anyway, Pelosi took the dare. She took the dare. Was there anybody besides those dumb fucking idiots in the White House who thought she wouldn't take the dare?

Pelosi sent a letter right back to Trump to kindly explain to him that no means "go fuck yourself," and that if he'd like her to stick her foot further up his ass and kick it around a bunch, he's welcome to test her some more:

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