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St. Louis Declares War On Austin, And Vice Versa

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Austin mayoral candidate Brewster "Phil" McCracken has ENRAGED the entire city of St. Louis by talking about how horrible they are, vis a vis the completely perfect city of Austin (which many an Austinite will assure you is "not like the rest of Texas" because they "keep it weird" with their single charming homeless man who parades around bus stops in a thong). Anyway,here's a link to the offending campaign ad. (McCracken is "keeping it weird" by not allowing YouTube embeds, because why would you want people to look at your video all time?)


So of course folks in St. Louis, as well as McCracken's mayoral opponent, have rushed to the defense of the fair midwestern city of hoboes and snakes.

TAKE THAT AUSTIN TWATS.

Brewster McCracken "St. Louis" Ad Causes a Stir [Burnt Orange Report]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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