St. Louis Declares War On Austin, And Vice Versa
Austin mayoral candidate Brewster "Phil" McCracken has ENRAGED the entire city of St. Louis by talking about how horrible they are, vis a vis the completely perfect city of Austin (which many an Austinite will assure you is "not like the rest of Texas" because they "keep it weird" with their single charming homeless man who parades around bus stops in a thong). Anyway,here's a link to the offending campaign ad. (McCracken is "keeping it weird" by not allowing YouTube embeds, because why would you want people to look at your video all time?)
So of course folks in St. Louis, as well as McCracken's mayoral opponent, have rushed to the defense of the fair midwestern city of hoboes and snakes.
TAKE THAT AUSTIN TWATS.
Brewster McCracken "St. Louis" Ad Causes a Stir [Burnt Orange Report]