These are forms. Click them until your wallet/purse/EBT Card is empty. (Just kidding! We do not take food stamps. Yet. But we DO take Mastercard, Visa, Discover, Amex, Amazon, and PayPal!)
Or you can let us drink your moneys, straight from the tap:
Wonkette.com: We’re only as liberally biased as THE TRUTH.
Wonkette is woman-owned and truly independent; we have no VC funding, no grants — we don’t even take ads! We rely only on the kindness of liberal strangers to pay our writers a living wage and keep yelling cusses at power!
Our readers have been generous and wonderful (of course!) but under the Trump Era we CANNOT KEEP UP. There’s too much news, and it never takes a day off. We need more writers so we can cover this jerk all day every day. Can you help?
Wonkette is not for everyone. We’re rude and VERY crude and hilarious and liberal. If you like those things, please send money.
Perhaps you are all like ARGLE BARGLE INTERNET PAY DO NOT WANT, and would like to send us a paper check, in the mail, like some kind of Old? We have a PO Box now! How exciting is that!
Checks (payable to Wonkette) can be sent to
PO Box 361,
Polson, MT, 59860.
OH NO THE BABY EATED ALL OF THE MUNNIEZ! Well, that is what babies do.
Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.