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It has been very many years since we updated this form thank you page, because Rebecca forgets that it is there, seeing as how EVENTUALLY she sends everyone a PERSONAL thank you note anyway, just sometimes it takes a really long time.

A receipt for your purchase has PROBABLY been emailed to you.

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If you donated using Stripe, and need help with a transaction, email Rebecca directly (rebecca@wonkette.com), and she will be more than happy to help you.

It has been so long since we updated this form thank you page that until we just changed it, it still included a weird reference to butt-sechs. That is weird in a thank you note! Usually! Unless it is a thank you note for sex and butts, for which more people should send thank you notes.

This is not a thank you note for those things, it is a thank you note for money and for loving us, which honestly means almost as much as the money, and the money pays our staff and health care and server costs, so you can see the love means really a lot.

We now return you to our regular programming, which you obviously love almost as much as we love YOU.