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Owner, Publisher and Editrix -Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca has taught poli sci and journalism; has a master’s in Specialized Journalism with a focus on Urban Policy from University of Southern California; lives in Montana with her husband and baby daughter, Wonkette’s Future Overlord; and is super good at pretty much everything. If you send Wonkette money, she will probably even send you a thank you note, eventually. You can email her at

Managing Editor -Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He writes about news, religion, science, education, conspiracy theories, sovereign citizen extremists, and he occasionally reviews books and movies. If you have a story idea, drop him a note at

Senior Editor -Evan Hurst

Evan spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it’s probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart. You can email him at

Web Developer -Shypixel

Shypixel is married to Rebecca Schoenkopf and father to your Future Overlord. He is the web developer for Wonkette, and is a Nice Man. Email him at for help with your Ad-Fewer Subscription, to report issues or bad ads, or to say hey.





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