STAFFER ARRESTED IN WEBB GUN SCANDAL (MAYBE)

URGENT BREAKING ETC ETC MUST CREDIT ANONYMOUS EMAILER...


Word has it that a Webb staffer today was arrested after carrying in the Senator's bag, which contained a loaded gun. Totally unverified but totally believable... Maybe you can put more feelers out...

Consider this putting out feelers, Mr. irresponsible rumor-monger!

That (unverified) facts are: Senator Jim Webb hid a staffer with a loaded gun in his "bag" and tried to sneak them into the capitol. Or something. Or maybe not at the capitol? Also we thought we could all have guns in DC again, thanks to freedom and responsible, strict constructionist judges.

We've known since we first laid eyes on that pulsating forehead vein that it was only a matter of time before the dude ended up in the stairway at the top of the dome firing shots at touring boy scouts. We just didn't think it'd happen before Memorial Day.

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