Staged Right: You Have the Same Outfit as My Mom Edition

The Media Channel brings you "The Unofficial Media Guide to the 2004 Republican National Convention," "a resource for journalists seeking a detour from the tightly scripted rhetoric at Madison Square Garden." Because their experts are such wildcards. [Media for Democracy]


Flip-Flopper. French-Looking. Northern Liberal. Out of the Mainstream. Tax & Spender. Unfit for Command. Waffler. Bet on how Zell Miller will describe John Kerry. [Poolitics]

Be a Republican or just sublet like one: 1br available in NYC, with "huge closets (large enough for Gov. McGreevey to hide in). . . The library is also a potent prop and you’re sure to gain instant cred within party ranks, education being a GOP initiative. Your President put it best: 'Reading is the basics of all knowledge.'" [Craigslist]

This explains so much: "DON’T underestimate Ann Taylor. This season Ann Taylor is reissuing the classic A.T. shirtdress with crinoline from 1954 ($199). Very Mamie Eisenhower." (First, we bomb all the Ann Taylors. . . ) [NYO]

Who needs Outkast when you've got Dexter Freebish? RNC announces "a second group of entertainers who will perform in New York City during the 2004 Republican National Convention." [PR NewsWire]

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