Stalk The President From Your Convenience Of Your Own Home!
Neocon porn pamphletThe Washington Post has a fancy new cybersolution that will aid closeted Obamatards in getting their daily fix of presidential "activities." The sexy POTUS Tracker lets you see what President Obama's schedule is, every day, and for a small subscription fee they will send you his dirty briefs once a month and grant you access to an exclusive web cam in the Lincoln Bedroom. "Use our interactive database to track how Obama is spending his time, what issues are getting the most attention and who is influencing the debate," they say. This is all well and good, but why is there no mention of potty breaks in any of their fancy charts? [POTUS Tracker]