Stupid Jailbird Michael Grimm Debating GOP Incumbent Is Best/Stupidest Thing You'll See This Morning
Post-Racial America
13 Jun 2018
Michael Grimm may be an asshole, but at least he's nuts.
Michigan Republicans To Ratfuck Social Studies Class
2018 State and Local Elections
12 Jun 2018
Gubernatorial contender Patrick Colbeck wants to control the future by controlling the past.
Supreme Court Totally Cool With States Purging Brown Voters 'By Accident'
2018 State and Local Elections
12 Jun 2018
5-4, of course. Thanks, Justice Alito!
'Scientifically' It's A Big Deal. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 12, 2018
Elections
12 Jun 2018
Trump embraces another dictator, Jeff Sessions demands your papers, and more 2018 midterm craziness. Your morning news brief!
Florida Skipped Background Checks For Concealed Gun Permits For A Year. Is That Bad?
Guns
11 Jun 2018
'Florida Man' isn't usually a government official. Or a woman.
Democrats Launch Bill To Stop Family Separation, Goddamn It
Elections
08 Jun 2018
The children are being taken from their parents and it has to stop.
Arizona Court Orders Gay Haters To Draw Dicks All Day
lawsplainer
07 Jun 2018
The times they are a-changin', THANK GOD.
South Dakota Dickhole Sorry He Forgot Segregation Was Bad
Post-Racial America
06 Jun 2018
Who doesn’t long for the days when public spaces were littered with those beautifully rustic signs declaring NO COLOREDS ALLOWED!
All The Election News You Need To Know! Plus Montana.
Elections
06 Jun 2018
Lots of 'lection action!
O Hey Can You Be By The Donzer Lee Kite? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 6, 2018
Elections
06 Jun 2018
California avoids election catastrophes, Trump forgets the words to songs (again), and Betsy DeVos uses the Chewbacca Defense on school shootings. Your morning news brief.
Are You Ready For Some CALIFORNIA PRIMARIES? (Yeah, And Those Other States, Too)
Elections
05 Jun 2018
Oh, yeah, there's an election, too.
Dickhole Saves Second Amendment By Calling SWAT Team To David Hogg's Home
Guns
05 Jun 2018
That oughta learn him to respect responsible gun owners. Just like all the other death threats did.
Judge Tells Maine Gov. Paul LePage To Expand Medicaid Or GTFO
2017 State and Local Elections
05 Jun 2018
Just because voters passed a law doesn't mean the governor has to do what that law says, does it? Sounds like socialism or something.
Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018
2018 State and Local Elections
05 Jun 2018
Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief.
Kris Kobach Wants You To Suck On His Fake Machine Gun
Elections
04 Jun 2018
How can he trigger the libs when the gun doesn't even have a firing mechanism?
Giuliani Gets Santorum On Kevin McCarthy. Your Sunday Show FUCKIN' MADNESS
Post-Racial America
04 Jun 2018
Giuliani murders words, Santorum murders decency, and Kevin McCarthy does whatever it is he does. Your Sunday show roundup!
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