State of the Union Excerpts
We're sure there's some embargo on these excerpts. But: mommy, what's an embargo? Is that like when they won't send food to Cuba? Yeah: the information, she wants to be free, blah blah blah...
Anyway, following are the State of the Union excerpts sent from the Office of the Press Secretary. And wait, did you hear? SOCIAL SECURITY IS HEADED TOWARD BANKRUPTCY! LIKE, OH MY GOD! WHATEVER WILL WE DO?
Blech. If I wanted a self-centered old man to lie to me all night, I'd get back together with my ex. Let the drinking begin in earnest.—CS
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
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For Immediate Release February 2, 2005
STATE OF THE UNION EXCERPTS
Two weeks ago, the President renewed America