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Donna Rose is a Super-frog (turtle?)-astronaut hero! In Fargo!


Attention Pittsburghers, Pittsburghians, or whatever you people are! Stop your piratical steeling (not to mention your flappin' around like Penguins) and get yourself to the Penn Brewing Company, 800 Vinial St., for the Great Wonkette Drinky Thing / Get Your Guns Off My Lawn World Tour! It is TODAY from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. EDT!

Directions and more info at this here link right here. Lots of parking available at this charming brew-pub, also! You may be charmed to learn that the Penn Brewery "is the first stop on the Allegheny River Libation Trail, a group of 13 craft brewers and distilleries in the Strip District, Lawrenceville, Millvale and Troy Hill." But it is the only location that will be hosting Yr Wonkette, with libations, foods, Yr. Editrix and Yr Shypixel, and of course Yr Wonkette Preschooler, Donna Rose, eventual benevolent philosopher-monarch of you all (rise to ultimate power not guaranteed -- she may have other plans).

And look! We have more pix of Miss Donna Rose and her recent adventures!

Donna Rose is a SCARY MONSTER BABY in Chicago!

This week's political crazytimes left Donna and a friend in Chicago literally climbing the walls.

You want pix of the Chicago get-together? Have some pix from the Chicago get-together! We have no idea who any of these folks are, so you can identify yourselves in the comments if you are so inclined. Or you could, if we allowed comments:

OK, we know who Shy is.

'Rebecca said WHAT?!'

Hey! Why are you still reading this? Get your ass to the Penn Brewery, or the terrorists win. Or maybe the homeless get shotguns.

Also, while you get dressed (sorry, they insist on pants), please enjoy this classic from Mr. Loudon Wainwright III's first album in 1970. The steel mills may be vastly reduced, but the thieves and black-sleeved buccaneers still kick and pitch their orbs!

(Also, silly YouTuber, the title is "Ode to a Pittsburgh." That indefinite article makes all the difference!)

Yr Wonkette is supported by reader donations. Please click here to fill up the Wonkebago and Wonkette Preschooler's sippy cup. We'll be sure to use different liquids!

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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Republicans are in a pickle. Midterms are coming up and the party in the White House usually loses seats in those elections. It doesn't help their chances that their guy Donald Trump frolics through fields holding hands with self-made Russian dictator and coincidental poisoner Vladimir Putin, who our own justice department believes attacked our mostly free elections and our true national monument, the Internet.

If you're as old as I am, you'll recall that back in the 1980s, the whole Republican brand involved not trusting the Ruskies, and they were especially disappointed when Kevin Costner turned out to be one in No Way Out. Now, the current Republican president is talking like some kind of crazy commie lib, bashing the FBI and giving the benefit of the doubt to a former KGB agent. During an interview Sunday where he wore a hat with "USA" in big letters on it, presumably so someone could easily return him if he got lost on the field trip, Trump went so far as to call the European Union a "foe" of his country, which if you believe his hat is supposedly the United States not Russia.

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We feel like we say this a lot during these dark days of the Trump era, but WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DID WE JUST WATCH? And how in the hell can anyone who claims to give a shit about this country be OK with the public tongue-bath Donald Trump just gave Vladimir Putin on live TV?

The reviews are starting to roll in:

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