Stephen Colbert Has A Few Words For This Marxist Pope Guy (Video)
Stephen Colbert is torn, poor fellow. On the one hand, he says, he is "America's most prominent Catholic." Then again, he is also "America's foremost capitalist. I love the invisible hand of the market so much I let it get to third base." Ah, but there's the conflict. That darn Pope Francis guy wants to cramp his style, with all that anti-capitalist, "don't be worshiping money" cruelty of his.
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.