Poor Bill O'Reilly is just not getting any respect for his super-cool, super smart idea tofight ISIS with an international mercenary army. Last week, Colbert had the temerity to suggest that O'Reilly's brilliant idea sounded like something that came out of a 4th-grader's Trapper Keeper. Plus, Colbert had a plan of his own to supplement Billo's, only his also included a team of "mutant double-ninja super soldiers with laser nunchucks":

O'Reilly shot back with a piece Monday saying that only "dumb people" would make fun of his mercenary idea. Said O'Reilly,

Mr. Colbert and others of his ilk have no bleeping clue how to fight the jihad. They don’t know anything. And when someone gets beheaded their reaction is "Oh, that’s bad."