Steve Bannon Is Your President Now, Isn't That Marvelous?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 30, 2017

Morning Wonketariat! Not America is super pissed at the U.S. right now, and they have every right to be. However, just as the majority of Muslims aren't terrorists, we've got to remind the rest of the world that not all of Americans are rage-filled, war mongering idiots.

In unrelated news, Donald Trump once bragged that he could have "nailed" Princess Diana but she wasn't a 10.

  • Here's some bonus Nice Time, it's the scene greeting arrivals from foreign countries at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago from Saturday.

  • Here's your morning Nice Time: KITTENS! They're learning to eat! NOM NOM NOM!

Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.


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