Don't, by any means, click on the above video of Steve Doocy explainering that Mitt Romney saved the auto industry. We cannot be held responsible if you ignore our warnings and your eyeballs fall out of your head and roll back under your desk and get covered with all the dust bunnies collecting on your tangled mass of printer cords. (If we knew how to make a googly-eye emoticon, we would put it here.)

Especially don't watch if you don't want to see an unballed former Democratic Ohio governor, Ted Strickland, completely fail to address the utter nonsense that is Steve Doocy's claiming Obama copied Romney's idea of "saving the auto industry" with his "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt" op-ed.

Instead of explainering that Obama saved the auto industry by copying Miffed Romney, Doocy should have explainered that in fact the auto industry is now dead. It would have been more believable.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)


©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc