Steve Forbes Craps On Robert Byrd's Fresh Grave

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Ken Layne

June 28, 2010 02:59 PM

Robot-dweeb asswipe Steve Forbes was such a great Republican Presidential Candidate that absolutely no-one can remember that Steve Forbes did this, not so long ago. Has he vanished up the anus of his inherited wealth? No, of course not. He's a fake Teabagger. He's got a Twitter. And he's so happy Robert Byrd is dead. The only thing that would be better, for banks, is if every other Democrat in the Senate died ... and Scott Brown, too, if Scott Brown's thinking about voting for financial reform. [Twitter via Wonkette Op "Angie D."]

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Patriotic Senators To Celebrate July 4th At Kremlin, As Jesus And Founders Intended

What the actual fuck?!?

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Guess who's going on a field trip to Mother Russia next week? Which patriotic Americans will be celebrating Independence Day in Moscow with the traditional blinis and summer borscht? Whose PR team is about to have a really, really bad day?

Nice try, but it's not President Trump -- he's got his annual Moscow performance review later in July. (And anyway, his PR team is permanently located in the ninth circle of hell.) No, it's Senators John Kennedy (R-LA), Richard Shelby (R-AL), and John Hoeven (R-ND), who will be showing their love of the United States by decamping to Russia in the midst of an undeclared cyberwar. We shit you not!

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Did We Mention Trump's Immigration Executive Order Is A Giant Piece Of Shit? Because It Is.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE.

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The media is doing a halfway decent job explaining why Donald Trump's "solution" to the "problem" he manufactured up inside the dark crevasses of his flaky grundle folds is not really a solution at all. On Wednesday, we covered some of the immediate reasons Trump's executive order "ending family separation" is bullshit, since it seeks to put families in jail TOGETHER, and it seeks to do that INDEFINITELY, which runs right up against the Flores consent decree, which says, in legal terms, "YOU CAN'T FUCKIN' DO THAT, ASSHOLES." It also does nothing to address the cruel and stupid "zero tolerance" policy Trump and Jeff Sessions invented.

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