Stories That Really Shouldn't Be
Every Republican agrees with every other one, and other signs the Rapture is upon us. [ New York Times ]
Some like Huck while others dislike him. [ Washington Post ]
Tom Coburn likes to fuck shit up for everybody. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Walnuts may be suggesting that Drudge is lacking in the integrity department. [ Politico ]
The President made a decision and is happy with the decision that he made. [ Washington Post ]
What's the one thing op-ed columnists love to write about more than Barry and Hillary? Each other! [ New York Times ]
Were Democrats "stymied by a steadfast President" this year, or are they just a bunch of pussies? [ LAT ]
Someone's going to have to hang around the Senate floor over break to make sure the Decider doesn't decide something retarded. [ Roll Call ]