Stories That Really Shouldn't Be

  • Every Republican agrees with every other one, and other signs the Rapture is upon us. [New York Times]
  • Some like Huck while others dislike him. [Washington Post]
  • Tom Coburn likes to fuck shit up for everybody. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Walnuts may be suggesting that Drudge is lacking in the integrity department. [Politico]
  • The President made a decision and is happy with the decision that he made. [Washington Post]
  • What's the one thing op-ed columnists love to write about more than Barry and Hillary? Each other! [New York Times]
  • Were Democrats "stymied by a steadfast President" this year, or are they just a bunch of pussies? [LAT]
  • Someone's going to have to hang around the Senate floor over break to make sure the Decider doesn't decide something retarded. [Roll Call]

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