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Stress and the Woman's Unconscious Ass

stress.jpgIt may be time for a rewrite of Stress and the Woman's Body. Co-authored by Dr. David Hager, a Christian gynecologist and Bush Administration appointee to the FDA's Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs, the book tells women to "ask the Holy Spirit to show you how to access his supernatural grace and strength on your worst PMS days." Hey, it's cheaper than Midol, but what about less common ailments, like waking up in the middle of the night to find your husband ass-fucking you in a "painful and threatening" manner? Are there any good Bible passages for treating that? We ask, because in a new Nation article, Linda Carruth Davis, who was married to Hager for 32 years and co-authored Stress, "alleges that between 1995 and their divorce in 2002, Hager repeatedly sodomized her without her consent." Davis also claimed her ex-husband paid her as much as $2000 for oral sex. Said Hager himself: "My official comment is that I decline to comment."


Dr. Hager's Family Values [The Nation]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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