Stupidest Man On The Internet Warns Obamacare Storm Troopers Will Come For Your Children
Never mind the Death Panels, did you know that Obamacare has a secret provision that will allow forced home inspections? Well of course it does! Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft warns:
Here come the home raids…
A new provision in Obamacare will allow government forces to carry out forced home inspections.
Golly, that sounds serious! Hide your kids, hide your wife, the Obamacare Home Invasion Task Force is coming to force feed you some arugula!
Hoft breathlessly quotes a post from Freedom Outpost:
According to an Obamacare provision millions of Americans will be targeted.
The Health and Human Services’ website states that your family will be targeted if you fall under the “high-risk” categories below:
- Families where mom is not yet 21.
- Families where someone is a tobacco user.
- Families where children have low student achievement, developmental delays, or disabilities.
- Families with individuals who are serving or formerly served in the armed forces, including such families that have members of the armed forces who have had multiple deployments outside the United States.
There is no reference to Medicaid being the determinant for a family to be “eligible.”
Of course, just as a plan for Medicare to reimburse "end of life counseling" got turned into "death panels," this is also 100% pure bullshit -- the link to the HHS Website is actually for a grant program for "Maternal, Infant, and Early Childhood Home Visiting." States can apply for funds to improve home health service outreach for children whose homes fit the defined categories. There's nothing in there about raids, warrantless searches, seizing your guns, or strapping you down to drink the kool-aid.
On the other hand, Jim Hoft's website has a photograph of a SWAT team breaking down a door, so who are you going to believe?
Which gives us a terrific costume idea for anyone who wants to join us this Saturday in the Greater Los Angeles Area as we jeer at Hoft's Rage-A-Palooza: Scrubs, a pair of nitrile gloves, and a comically large prop thermometer? Accessorize with an AR-15, if you wish. Why are we crashing his dumb party? To demand that he pay us what he owes us, and For Great Justice! (Seriously, go read the link. We're not typing that all over again.)
The Big Yelling at Big Media event is scheduled for 10 AM Saturday August 17 at the northwest lawn of the Federal Building, 11000 Wilshire Blvd, Westwood CA. We will heckle. Suggested sign slogans:
- JIM HOFT YOU STILL OWE WONKETTE $3150 #PAYUP
- YOU ARE A LYING DOODYHEAD, #PAYUP
- MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS #PAYUP
Following our successful mockery of the mockable, we will proceed to have lunch & drinks at a location that we will probably decide on at the very last possible moment.
The very lazy may want to just go with this (click to embiggen):
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.