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Success! Romney (Barely) Ends Foreign Trip Without Savage Brawl Between Campaign And Press

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Here is a Romney press secretary telling the shouty press corps assembled at the Polish Tomb of the Unknown to "shove it" and "kiss [his] ass" and "show some respect." THEY ARE AT A HOLY SITE! (Actually, reporters, dude's kind of got a point about that one.) They're so cute, though! GOVERNOR ROMNEY! WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A DUMB IDIOT? GOVERNOR ROMNEY! WHY DO YOU SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS ALL THE TIME, WITH YOUR MOUTH? Even Greta Van Susteren has been a-bitchin' and a-whinin' about the lack of press access to Romney on his awesome world tour, kvetching that the press were being penned up like a "modified petting zoo."

It has not been a great trip for Mitt Romney, we think? Since he started an international incident with our closest ally, and explained that Mississippi is poorer than New York because they are cultureless swine (that is what he said, right?), it has become one dumb fucking thing out of his mouth after another! Perhaps traveling press secretary Rick Gorka has had rather a rough few days of it! Eh, fuck 'im.

But other than that, Romney camp, how was the play?

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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