Sunshine On Our Shoulders, West Virginia To Denver, Wonkette's Comin' On Home


We are so tired, you wonderful terrible ones. So fucking tired. We saw, we marched, we cried our eyes out. Have a list of places we will be this week and next, and come out and perk us up! We've changed our route a tiny (Kansas City, you got boned), so maybe we're in your driveway RIGHT NOW!

Morgantown, West Virginia: Black Bear Downtown (132 Pleasant Street), 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., Mon., March 26. (THAT IS TONIGHT.)

Lexington, Kentucky: Tues., March 27, let's say 6 to 8. Bru Burger Bar, 3010 Lakecrest Circle!

Indianapolis! Wed., March 28, 6-8 p.m. Place TBA!


Are you my mom? Then we will see you here!

Wichita, Kansas! Mon., April 2, 5-7 p.m. TBA!

Denver, Colorado! Wed., April 4, 6-8 p.m. Also TBA!

Have some beautiful pictures of Baltimore!

And have some pictures of also DC!!!


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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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