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Sunshine On Our Shoulders, West Virginia To Denver, Wonkette's Comin' On Home

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We are so tired, you wonderful terrible ones. So fucking tired. We saw, we marched, we cried our eyes out. Have a list of places we will be this week and next, and come out and perk us up! We've changed our route a tiny (Kansas City, you got boned), so maybe we're in your driveway RIGHT NOW!


Morgantown, West Virginia: Black Bear Downtown (132 Pleasant Street), 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., Mon., March 26. (THAT IS TONIGHT.)

Lexington, Kentucky: Tues., March 27, let's say 6 to 8. Bru Burger Bar, 3010 Lakecrest Circle!

Indianapolis! Wed., March 28, 6-8 p.m. Place TBA!

St. Louis, Missouri! CANCELLED FOR BREAKDOWN!

Are you my mom? Then we will see you here!

Wichita, Kansas! Mon., April 2, 5-7 p.m. TBA!

Denver, Colorado! Wed., April 4, 6-8 p.m. Also TBA!

Have some beautiful pictures of Baltimore!

And have some pictures of also DC!!!

OK BYE!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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