Superficial Thoughts on the Rice-o-Rama
Earlier, we heard Condi's testimony today compared to a "sporting event," which at first seemed like an apt metaphor if one was a big curling fan. But it's about half-time -- and now we're thinking "Superbowl." Bob Kerrey's grilling of Condi is clearly the congressional hearing equivalent of a nipple shot: The most Tivo'd moment of the hearings, rebroadcast every 15 minutes or so, and it will probably get Tom Daschle hard.
Where's the FCC when you need them?
• If our nation's defenses were as secure as Condi's coif, she would not be there today.
• We would be happy to be Jamie Gorelick's bitch any time.
• "Shaking the trees" is the new "hair on fire."