Supermodel Snohomish County Executive Made Threesome Sexytimes During Work Hours, Maybe Stole Stuff

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Here is some group-sex-having liberal eyecandy, for your Friday morning treat. (Your Wonkette loves you, each and every one.) Meet Aaron Reardon! He is the Snohomish County (think of it as "Seattle-adjacent") chief executive currentlyon the hot seat for doing sex on all sorts of ladies at the same time, while he was supposed to be "working," and also charging a vibrator and lube to a county credit card because who hasn't? Also, you know, misuse of public funds who cares let's get to the orgies!


[Social worker and Reardon whistleblower -- heh -- Tamara] Dutton claims Reardon asked her to set up a liaison with the three of them. The other woman said she had been going through some personal problems and agreed to join them.

On Oct. 8, the woman wrote on Facebook to Reardon that "we're planning a meal fit for a king: grapes, assorted fruit, cheeses, breads ... Champagne, and sushi."

Reardon replied: "Champaign[sic]? Good grief. You're making me laugh." He added: "Trying to get me tipsy?"

His office calendar was clear that day until 5 p.m.

Dutton said she took a vacation day from her county job.

In text messages between the two women, Dutton later wrote that Reardon wanted to plan another "lunch."

The other woman replied: "did u tell him 3somes are off until he behaves?"

So what do we think Reardon did to the lady that she did not consider good behavior? Unauthorized entry to the pooper? Whined really really hard about wearing a condom? Made them all watch Santorum campaign speech videos? Enquiring minds, and et cetera.

[Seattle Times]

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