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Supreme Court Overturns Michele Bachmann's Puny 'God'

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It is a beeeyootiful day in America if you are gay or gay-adjacent or if you enjoy the tears of bigots. The Supreme Court hasstruck down the sanctity of Newt Gingrich's three marriages, and now that we've had some time to cry and dance and write FUCK YEAH! on our Facebook pages, it is time to move on to the customary ritual of mocking the ever-lovin' fuck out of bigots, who are having all the sads right now, like Rep. Michele Batshit Bachmann.


Marriage was created by the hand of God. No man, not even a Supreme Court, can undo what a holy God has instituted.

For thousands of years of recorded human history, no society has defended the legal standard of marriage as anything other than between man and woman. Only since 2000 have we seen a redefinition of this foundational unit of society in various nations.

Yes, for thousands of years, marriage was a sacred institution between one woman and her totes-not-gay fabulous husband who wanted her to go to lawyer school and be an IRS ninja mole so he could go shopping for sunglasses. Or between a rapist and his victim. Or between a man and his dead brother's widow. Or between one king and like 500 chicks. Whatever.

But now that librul sombitch Anthony Kennedy has given the finger to God, so the apocalypse is clearly nigh, Marcus is probably packing as we speak, and everything is sad and awful and terrible in Michele's world. She is maybe wishing she'd just slit her wrists to stop Obamacare after all, because it's all been downhill since then, so yeah, it is a GREAT day to be an American. Unless you are a bigot.

[Michele Bachmann]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

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by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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