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Why doesn't Los Angeles have a Mermaid Parade, with mayor's kids Chiara and Dante de Blasio crowned by divine right our piscine leaders? Stupid Los Angeles.


Fine, New York. Have your awesome "art parade" that's had David Byrne and Harvey Keitel and Queen Latifah and Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson as fish kings and queens. We don't care. We have Dov Charney, the King of the Wangs.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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