The suspect, seen here in a recently unearthed al-Mozz'r recruiting tape
First, they came for the ambiguously asexual cult songwriters...
Singer MORRISSEY was quizzed by the FBI and British intelligence after speaking out against the American and British governments.
The Brit is a famous critic of the US-led war in Iraq and has dubbed President GEORGE W BUSH a "terrorist" - but he was baffled to be hauled in by authorities.
Morrissey explains, "The FBI and the Special Branch have investigated me and I've been interviewed and taped and so forth.
Good work, FBI. Hey, we think we just saw Robert Smith and Andrew Eldritch building a pipebomb! A jangly, neo-Victorian pipebomb!