Sympathy Lays at the WH
Covering the White House sounds like an important and exciting career, but in many ways, it's like any other job: There's a lot of busy work, your bosses make unreasonable demands, and when things get slow, you gossip about who in the office you'd have sex with. Thus we were not surprised to hear that a recent journalist confab, talk turned to WHSILF ("White House Staffers I'd Like to Fuck"). The verdict: Pickings are slim, and surely there are some kinks. Bush, opined one, would be fine, but "he would probably slap your butt with a towel like you were in the locker room." And Scott McLellan? "He would just cry afterwards."