John Kerry, Uh, Thinks, Uh, Ohio Might Have Been, Uh, Hacked, Uh, In 2004

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Russia Did It, Y'all. And Nobody Fucking Cares.

Turns out Russia DID penetrate voting systems, but don't worry, it was only in a HANDFUL OF STATES.

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LOL Kellyanne Conway, Numbers Is Hard!

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Donald Trump Demands Obama 'Look At His Tape.' What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!

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