John Boehner Reflects On Congress, Tradition, Bottomless Assholery Of Ted Cruz

Asks the big questions, like 'Is it wine o'clock yet?'

Let's Enjoy Bitter Tears Of Republicans Who Couldn't Kill Obamacare, Poor People :(

So anger. Much cry. Wow.

Nobody Needs To Spell Lisa Murkowski's Weirdass Name Right This Time: Your Senate Sunday

There are strange things done in the midnight sun, like this year's race for the U.S. Senate. No, we're not going to do a full 'Cremation of Sam McGee' parody, sorry.