BREAKING: The FBI Totally Screwed Hillary Clinton. Wait, You Knew That Already?
The fuck you say!
15 Jun 2018
Donald Trump Made Up Exciting New Insane Shit To Lie About In Nashville Rally!
We watched Donald Trump's Nashville slobber jamboree so you won't have to.
30 May 2018
Oh By The Way, Devin Nunes's Super Secret Classified Spy Briefing Yesterday? YOOOOOGE Knuckle Turd!
Poor Donald Trump and Devin Nunes :(
25 May 2018
What Time Will Devin Nunes Jizz Classified Intel All Over Fox News Today?
Let's take bets!
24 May 2018
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Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?
At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.
21 May 2018
Let's Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.'s Senate Lies, Since There's Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today
Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.
16 May 2018
Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
11 May 2018
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