Log Cabin Republicans Endorse Trump, Because They Like Getting Punched In The Face

This is so fucking embarrassing.

Ben Carson Saw Goody Clinton Dancing With The Devil

At the RNC Tuesday, Ben Carson took a little time away from his prepared text to explain that Hillary Clinton is an acolyte of a man who literally worshiped Satan. We can't say we agree 100 percent with his police work there.

Trump Delegates Can't Believe How Terrible The Economy Is For Everyone But Them

Republican convention delegates are really disappointed the economy is in such terrible shape, except where they're from, where things are great in spite of Barack Obama, not because of anything he did.

Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Plagiarize Anything. His Speechwriter Just Recycled, Is All.

The night after Melania Trump gave a speech that just happened to lift passages from a Michelle Obama speech, another copying gaffe appeared to pop up. Except this time it's not plagiarism. Unless you want to fight about it.