Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above. Evan Hurst News 24 Apr 2019
Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell Probably Obama's fault somehow. Doktor Zoom Legal 22 Mar 2019
Wonkette's Yearly Top Ten List Only Happens Once A Year! (That's Why It's Called That, Duh) YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES OF THE YEAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2018
Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself? Evan Hurst News 12 Dec 2018
Guy In Charge Of GOP Elections Insists GOP Will Change Nothing, Twice As Hard This is excellent news for John McCain! Stephen Robinson News 11 Dec 2018
Gosh, If Only North Carolina GOP Had Known About Fraudy Mail-In Ballot Guy! The guy who's been under investigation for election fraud for two years. That would be he. Doktor Zoom Elections 07 Dec 2018
SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Just Saying The Republic Is Under Attack, From Donald Trump Impeachment
