Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above.

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Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

Probably Obama's fault somehow.

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Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

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Gosh, If Only North Carolina GOP Had Known About Fraudy Mail-In Ballot Guy!

The guy who's been under investigation for election fraud for two years. That would be he.

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I Like Money. You Like Money Too? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 5, 2018

Michael Flynn flips, Trump ruins Christmas, and North Carolina gets crazy. Your morning news brief!

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