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Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

News

Gosh, If Only North Carolina GOP Had Known About Fraudy Mail-In Ballot Guy!

The guy who's been under investigation for election fraud for two years. That would be he.

Elections

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I Like Money. You Like Money Too? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 5, 2018

Michael Flynn flips, Trump ruins Christmas, and North Carolina gets crazy. Your morning news brief!

Russia

The GOP's War On Voters. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 04, 2018

Robert Mueller's loose ends, Trump's 'deal' with China is a nothingburger, and the GOP ignores the will of the people. Your morning news brief!

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Chuck Todd Latest Person To Deny Blue Wave He's Drowning In

This fuckin' guy again!

2018 State and Local Elections

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

Russia

Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

Russia

Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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