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Be The Terror You Want To See In The World! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 7, 2019

It's not a 'concrete wall' anymore, Dems put on their Investigatin' shoes, and Joe Biden gets ready to run. Your morning news brief!

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Let's All RELAX, DAMMIT, And Send Our Love To Ruth Bader Ginsburg, May She Live Forever

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Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

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Everybody Knows Trump Is Getting Indicted. Even Fox News.

Time for a guest #lawsplainer from Andrew Napolitano, who appears to have taken his meds!

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