Sandy Hook, Parkland Still Claiming Lives 1-800-273-8255 or suicidepreventionlifeline.org. Keep them handy. Doktor Zoom Guns 25 Mar 2019
Deleted Comments: You Dumb Libs Mocked A Nazi, So Now Segregation's Back Forever Oh, look, it's the white nationalist debating society. How we do fear their mighty logic. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jun 2018
Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator's Furry Saga Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries? Doktor Zoom News 06 May 2018
Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things! Doktor Zoom News 18 Mar 2018
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles. We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards. Doktor Zoom News 04 Mar 2018
Deleted Comments: From Hell's Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me! The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro. Doktor Zoom News 25 Feb 2018
EXCLUSIVE: Unaired Script For Dana Loesch's NRA Scare Videos! Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one. Alex Ruthrauff News 22 Oct 2017
Gun Humping A-OK In Cleveland, But No Umbrellas, You Could Put Someone's Eye Out Major Major Major Major News 18 Jul 2016
Deleted Comments: You Dumb Libs Mocked A Nazi, So Now Segregation's Back Forever
Oh, look, it's the white nationalist debating society. How we do fear their mighty logic.