The Chewbacca Defense. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 31, 2019

Trump starts another trade war, AOC and Ted Cruz join forces (for good!), and Angela Merkel has some advice. Your morning news brief!

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Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK?

How will Fox News get more viewers if people are 'educated' and stuff? TELL PETE HEGSETH THAT ONE!

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OH HEY MORE Steele Dossier Says PAUL MANAFORT Used Trump Org Server To Sext The Russians? SOME COLLUSION!

Citizens United FOIAed another Steele dossier. They're lying about what it says.

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Coming To A Head. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 21, 2019

Mueller's breaking up with you, Jussie Smollett is a lying liar, and we can't stop #Scromiting! Your morning news brief!

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

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Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

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If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer!

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