Who Put The Dumbass Greenland Idea In Trump's Head? This Dumbass Did. BAD TOM COTTON, BAD. Evan Hurst News 22 Aug 2019
Obama Plays Freebird! Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 18, 2017 Betsy DeVos hates bears, Ryan Zinke wants to hunt with Smokey the Bear, and Obama is getting everyone off. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Jan 2017
Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is ... Correct? Huh, That Can't Be Right ... Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER. Evan Hurst News 04 Jan 2017
Obama And Pelosi Throwing All The Shade At Dumb James Comey, And It Is LOL You don't have to say Comey's name to read him for filth. Evan Hurst News 02 Nov 2016
Watch White House Spokesman Josh Earnest Call Trump A Coke Fiend, Because He Has Eyes Where is the civility? Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2016
House GOP Knows What's Worse Than Deformed Zika Virus Babies, And It Is Planned Parenthood The GOP can't be bothered to save the Zika babies, because they're too busy saving the babies from Planned Parenthood! Wait, what? Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2016
House Lawsuit Makes Obamacare Worse, Just Like They Wanted. Hooray! A federal judge ruled Thursday to kill Obama with fire, or at least shine a really warm light bulb on part of it. Doktor Zoom News 13 May 2016
Lev Parnas Will Guarantee The Fraud, Bring Peace To Middle East If He Can Just Stay Out Of Jail Politics
