Dinesh D'Souza Does To Poetry What He's Done To History, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric 'This is Just To Say / Fuck You, Dinesh D'Souza' Doktor Zoom Culture 28 Feb 2019
Oliver North Says Brett Kavanaugh Died For Our Sins, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric He certainly didn't illegally sell arms to Iran and run guns to the Contras to see a good man smeared. Doktor Zoom News 25 Sep 2018
Trump Refugee Boss Explains Why All Ladies (And Girls!) Must Birth Babies. National policy now being set by the kids whose classmates shunned them Doktor Zoom News 24 Aug 2018
Barack Obama's Here To Help Us Get Past These Hell Times Remember what a real president sounds like? Doktor Zoom News 18 Jul 2018
'The Federalist' Has Deep Thoughts On Murdering Liberals. By A Doctor Of Rhetoric Not inciting anything: He doesn't say to do it right now. Doktor Zoom News 22 Jun 2018
Fetch Smelling Salts For The New York Times! By A Doctor Of Rhetoric Oh, the incivility -- the incivility! Doktor Zoom News 21 Jun 2018
Alex Jones Has Thoughts On Robert Mueller's Deep State Sex Orgy, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric Alex Jones is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hypothetical gang-bang video. Doktor Zoom News 17 May 2018
America's Greatest Artist Jon McNaughton Explains Why Youngs Must Handle Trump's Tacklebox Give a man some firewood and he'll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Doktor Zoom News 27 Apr 2018
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
