Sad Trump Wants Cool Lawyers Like Jared Has :'( Is Perry Mason available? Five Dollar Feminist lawsplainer 30 Aug 2018
Deep State Won't Let Jared Kushner See The Really Good Secrets :*( Probably still has access to just enough stuff to really screw things up Doktor Zoom News 13 Jul 2018
Jared Kushner's Security Clearance Is Excellent News For Saudi Prince Guess everything's on the up-and-up now. What a relief. Hey, how about more tax cuts, huh? Doktor Zoom Russia 24 May 2018
Trump Knows How To Fix Black Folks' Knees... Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 24, 2018 Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 24 May 2018
Jared Kushner Basically The Guy In Fargo Covered In Flop-Sweat Trying To Fake The VIN's On His Car Lot Now Jared Kushner has had a very, very, VERY bad week! Five Dollar Feminist News 01 Mar 2018
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The 'Fuck You' Button JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN. Evan Hurst Russia 20 Nov 2017
They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails? Evan Hurst Russia 17 Nov 2017
Jared And Ivanka Need To Delete Their Goddamned Accounts. Literally! How many secret private email accounts do Jared and Ivanka have? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE. Evan Hurst Russia 03 Oct 2017
Your New Boyfriend: This Terrible Novelist Who Couldn't Get Published Because Sexism Against Men. Culture
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
